| “A Not So Circle Meeting” By: Zephyr, Binc, Seraphiel, and Magic Cat Magic Cat: I would now like to present mine and Binc’s version of a Circle meeting. We have titled it: “A Not So Circle Meeting.”_ I will be acting out the part of Emerald Flame, and Binc will be acting out the parts of all the rest of the characters._ Binc: Many thanks go to Zephyr and Seraphiel for all their help and guidance in writing this skit._ And now, we’d like to present to you as our first event of the evening, our little spoof._ Thank you and enjoy._ Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Ok furres_ Let's quiet down now hons. Quite a long meeting ahead of us._ Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Meeting Rules_ Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Be sure to move around a little. If you ever feel the ever impending anger to hit someone, Ryhn is conveniently situated over there, or CTRL W to keep from timing out. If you must leave during the meeting, please do so with some dignity still intact. Please try to over emote. This often confuses furres, and makes it hard to concentrate but I have everyone on ignore anyway, so you're only annoying yourselves._ Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: My screen is working today so I've had to take extra precautions._ Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: As you all know, I've managed to harvest enough kitterwings together, and they're now all being put to work in remote controls for televisions, which means more money for Furcadia. Binc/Vlady: Yay! Binc/tippie: Yay! Binc/Ridere: Yay!_ Binc/Ryhn: Yay! Binc/Vlady, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh! Binc/Ryhn: erm? Binc /Vlady, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh! Binc /Kuera: Yay! Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: If you have any questions about the kitterwing slave labor program I suggest you direct them towards Nikodemus._ Binc/Nikodemus: No, no, I’m too busy.. ask Kestrel. Binc/Kestrel: I’m too busy tickling Vlady over here, ask Lithius. Binc/Lithius: How should I know??? Ask Emerald or someone.. Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Any general questions? If so, I've moved the question seat to the middle of Owsla Island, consider this your challenge for the day._ Binc/Procyon pads off: "Here seaty seaty seaty.." Magic Cat/Emerald Flame whispers Zephyr: [ Emerald Flame whispers, "Hey hon, did you change the DS on Owsla Island to (0:1) Whenever somebody moves, (5:14) move the triggering furre to (11,114) if there's nobody already there like I asked? I always like to get them with that one! They think they are moving, but they're really just getting moved back to the same spot every time. Hehehehe..." to Zephyr. ] Binc/Zephyr whispers Emerald Flame: [ Zephyr whispers, "Yes, Em I did." to Emerald Flame. ] Magic Cat/Emerald Flame whispers to Zephyr: [ Emerald Flame whispers, "You're the best hon, thanks again hon._" to Zephyr. ] Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: I want to bring your attention to some problems we've been having lately. If any of you are wondering why Academy Island is covered in pillows, it seems some twinks stuffed a pillow down my Wishing Well yesterday and it began overflowing with the pillows you guys have been shoving down it for years. In an attempt to hide the evidence, the twinks dragged all the pillows to Academy Island. Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Lithius, hon, I want you to lead a clean up crew. I don't care what you do with the pillows, I just want them out of here._ Binc/Lithius: Ok Emerald._ Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: And to the rest of you, I'm ashamed at you for stuffing my Well so full of pillows. As punishment, you will all be required to help all the newbies who come in here looking for help for the next two weeks! Binc/Zephyr groans. Binc/Ryhn whines. Binc/Zephyr, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh! Binc/Ryhn: erm? Binc/Zephyr, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh! Binc/Vlady: I'm taking a two week vacation! Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Now, as you all know, several months ago we managed to catch a wild, mad, raving mouse and we adopted him as a pet. We all knew from the start that his cute mrring and nutty responses would soon leave him as he grew, and I suppose now it's time we say goodbye to Zephyr._ Binc/Zephyr: Mrr? Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Vote on letting the Zephyr run free? Binc/Lithius: aye Binc/Psycho Stallion: AYE Binc/Kuera: Aye Binc/Emmali: Aye Binc/Alaria: Aye Binc/Ridere: AYE!!! Binc/Skirmish: aye Binc/Zephyr: Nay? Binc/MidnightFire: Aye.._ Binc/Ryhn: aye Binc/Lithius, Ridere, tippie, MidnightFire, Psycho Stallion, Nikodemus, Ayeka Jurai: Shhhhh! Binc/Nikodemus: Besides we never managed to get him house trained.. aye! Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Vote passed._ Niko would you do the honors?_ Binc/Nikodemus: meow  Binc/Zephyr: eh? Binc/Nikodemus: *BOOT* Binc/Felorin skittles into the meeting quietly. Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Ok, now for the Featured Member of the month…This little mousie has been hanging around Sanctuary for years. His witty humor and smelly cheese has kept us all (relatively) sane. Binc/Lithius grins. Binc/Kestrel smiles. Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Congratulations Vlady, you are the Featured Member of the month. Binc/Ridere cheers!__ Binc/Nikodemus claps._ Binc/Skirmish: congrats__ Magic Cat/Emerald Flame smiles and hugs Vlady._ Binc/ridere claps_ Binc/Rhyn cheers….“Wait a minute..Vlady’s not a Circle member.” Binc/ridere: Shhhhh! Binc/JaTi claps_ Binc/Felorin claps. Binc/[&] Server’s going down. It will be back up shortly. Binc: Thank you very much._ I hope you enjoyed our little presentation_ Thanks for coming to Comedy Night, and now let’s continue with the festivities_ |