Log File from Vlady:


Magic Cat pokes
Magic Cat: No coming on superalts. =p
Vlady flirts with Merle.
Superalt: And then Merle left.
Zephyr: i thought youd be along shortly if i kept on saying Vlady.
Superalt: And everyone laughed.
Superalt: Ya.
Superalt: I should read these jokes before I tell them.
Superalt: crap
Superalt: crap
Superalt: crap
Superalt: crap
Zephyr: and then Zephyr placed Superalt in a stamped addressed envelope and shipped him off to New Zealand.
Superalt: Woohoo!
Seraphiel: Super lag.
Kuera gets kicked on avarage like once ever 10 min
Cironir: Emmie will be late - brb too, handling something. Gah.
Zephyr: just to make the whole night more interesting Kue_
Kuera chuckles
Zephyr: we could play a game called who will be the next to get booted from furc.
Zephyr: Vlady isnt allowed to play, because he gets booted by Owsla aswell.
You say, "Yuss."
Stills: Hey Wyild. _
Superalt: Hey sexy.
Kuera snickers
Wyild nudges Stills, "Hey you." _
Magic Cat: ......
Kuera tugs on Bincs wings
Superalt ushes.
Kuera throws a wave at Wyild
Zephyr: Vlady did you feed Superalt sugar again?
Wyild waves to Kuera. _
Superalt: WHat you say!!
Superalt: Take off every zig!
Zephyr: dan
Superalt: Ew. Vlady smells.
Zephyr: ^r
Kuera beats his wings idly
Zephyr draws on the back of V's neck.
Magic Cat stammers.
You say, "Ow, my V-neck."
Zephyr: your own fault for wearing one.
Merle: He wants to show off his cleavage, I guess.
You say, "You like, Merle?"
Merle: No.
You say, "Good."
Magic Cat grins
Magic Cat hugs Superalt.
Superalt: purr
Zephyr picks at his fleas.
Magic Cat: Lovely.
Zephyr: indeed_
Binc: Okay, guys..sorry we're running a bit late tonight =p
Magic Cat: Yah
Magic Cat drools on her seat.
Zephyr goes afk to get some snacks.
Wyild: ...Be sure to clean that up when we leave. j/k
Binc: We should be starting in a few minutes, sorry for the delay._
You say, "Is that it? Show's over already?"
Wyild: Not a problem.
Vlady claps.
Zephyr: its all your fault Vlady.. your cleavage scared everyone away.
You say, "Boo! haha"
Magic Cat: What? You didn't enjoy it V? =p
Wyild shivers.
Wyild: Creepy. _
You say, "It was the funniest Comdy Night the Junior Council has ever done."
You say, "e"
Magic Cat murrs
Binc: Hey..what do you expect..The name says it all..we're -junior- ..we're bound to mess up a bit =p
Zephyr: mrr
Magic Cat: hehe. Furres are leaving
You say, "Magic Cat is the one that's experienced at show business."
Magic Cat: Wb Merle. =p
Magic Cat: LOL YeS!
Zephyr: atleast Vlady hasnt winked yet.
Merle: I crashed.
Merle: Well, Furc did.
You say, "That's because Merle was gone. "
Merle: And when I came back, my computer crashed. Sanctuary does that a lot.
Stills: So did mine.
Magic Cat: Okay, let's start_
You say, "I thought we already did. I'm laughing."
Magic Cat: Quiet down everyone_
You say, "Can we laugh?"
Magic Cat: Of course.
You say, "Or is this not that kind of Comedy Night?"
You say, "ok"
You say, "Do we split up into teams?"
Magic Cat: Shh
You say, "oh"
Wyild snickers. _
Merle: I don't want to be on Vlady's team.
Zephyr: I want to be on Vlady and Merles team.
Magic Cat: Quiet, everyone_
You say, "That's hard if Merle isn't on my team, Zephyr."
Wyild laughs.
Zephyr: i thought id let you try and work around that little problem
Stills snickers
Binc: Okay, guys..we're trying to start here, please quiet down.__
Merle: Then start. =P When you do, we'll shut up.
You say, "Quiet, Merle."
Merle, Quiet.
Vlady.
Wyild grins.
Magic Cat: Welcome to Comedy Night, brought to you by the Junior Council. _
Magic Cat: Please try not to over emote as it makes furres who are paying attention confused_
You say, "heh, mass disconnect"
Magic Cat: ((Yep))
Treant: hehe
Magic Cat: Let's wait for everyone to come back
Zephyr: Vlady stop leaning on the big red button Fel gave you.
You say, "No, forget them. If they aren't tough enough to stay connected, why should we suffer?"
Magic Cat waits for everyone
Wyild: Darn right, Vlady!
Magic Cat: Okay, to those who didn't hear it try not to over-emote as it makes furres who are paying attention confused_
You say, "Poor Treant, can't get up on the seat."
Treant nods, "i'm stuck under it heh"
Magic Cat: Shh_
Binc: Emerald is here_
Magic Cat: ..
You say, "Fun's over, folks."
Kuera's user gets heartburn, "Hello!, arg"
Emerald Flame: Hi all_
You say, "Hi one."
Kuera waves to Em
Magic Cat: We would like to start the night with some jokes, which some furres have volenteered to tell_
Magic Cat waves to Emmie_
Wyild: Em_
You say, "Shh.. quiet, Em. Or Binc will be forced to eject you."
Binc giggles =p
Treant looks way up and says in a squeaky voice, "hi Emerald"
Magic Cat: Psychotic, please come up and tell your jokes__
Psychotic Dragon ish lagging, sowwie
You say, "Can I be the heckler?"
Magic Cat: No, Vlady. =p
Psychotic Dragon: Okie, think I'm ready _
Psychotic Dragon: A preacher and his friend are playing golf. Every time the preacher's friend misses the hole with a shot, he says, 'God darn it! Missed again.'
Psychotic Dragon: And every time he says that, the preacher corrects him by telling him that saying that isn't nice.
Psychotic Dragon: Finally after one time of the preacher's friend saying that, a bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and hits the preacher, and a voice is heard bellowing from above, 'Darnit! Missed again.
Wyild snickers_
JoseB laughs
Crystal Lighte: Ooh... @.@;
Psychotic Dragon: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
Psychotic Dragon: A jump rope.
Wyild: Hahaha_
Crystal Lighte giggles_
Psychotic Dragon: What do you get when you cross a Barbie and an oven?
Psychotic Dragon: Barbie-cue.
Emerald Flame grins_
Wyild grins.
Kuera got guess wrong =P
JoseB chuckles
Psychotic Dragon: After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service.
Psychotic Dragon: The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger"You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members," explained the minister.
Psychotic Dragon: "I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, then I'd like to meet him."
JoseB laughs!
Wyild: Hehe, sounds like my church...
Crystal Lighte: Lol_
Magic Cat grins.
Psychotic Dragon: What kinds of ties are too heavy to wear?
Psychotic Dragon: Railroad ties.
Emerald Flame groans_
Wyild: Heh_
JoseB: Oh dear me...._
Psychotic Dragon: What smells most in the kitchen?
Wyild: The cook!
Zephyr: Vlady after he tries to remove the burned food?
Psychotic Dragon: Your nose. [And possibly anything I try cooking _]
Wyild: Hehehe...
Psychotic Dragon switches on a neon applaud sign and takes a bow _
Emerald Flame grins_
Magic Cat smiles_
Wyild claps!
JoseB chuckles_
Stills claps
Crystal Lighte wakes up and applauds ... kidding XD *clapclapclap* ___
JoseB applauds
Binc: Yay_
Psychotic Dragon chuckles
Magic Cat claps_.. "Thankyou Psychotic_"
Magic Cat: Wyild, please come up_
SkyBlu claps_
Wyild: Eeep_
Magic Cat: Another mass disconnection? =p
Psychotic Dragon: Prolly
Binc: WB_
Wyild hit the wrong button, whoops. _
Magic Cat: heh, silly_
Wyild: Thanks... Gah. _
Binc: That was the funniest think I heard all night =p
Wyild: Anywas...
Wyild grins. "Hah. I'm actually not nervous right now. _ Thank goodness this is a computer, if this was RL, I'd be shaking in my tube socks..."
Wyild sighs... "If only life could be like a computer..."
Magic Cat: You wear tube socks? Ok nevermind..
Wyild winks. "Suuuure do."
Wyild: But, if life was a computer, if you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
Magic Cat giggles_
Wyild: And... If you wanted to get your daily exercise, you could just click on "Run!" Or even better, to improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
Crystal Lighte: Mehehe_
Primple sniggers.
Wyild: If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers! When you loose your car keys, click on find. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. Instead, you would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
Wyild: "Help" with the chores is just a click away, and, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way.
Wyild sighs...
Wyild: But of course... A computer would just have to be male... Top 10 reasons why?
Binc giggles_
Crystal Lighte laughs _
Kuera: uh oh
Zephyr: needs constant conditioning?
Magic Cat smiles_
Wyild grins. "10. They might have a lot of data but are still clueless."
Seraphiel grins
Wyild: Not even close, Vlady. _
You say, "What did I do?"
Wyild: 9. A better model is always just around the corner... Or your local Best Buy. _
Wyild: Er... Zeph... Have Vlady on the brain.
You say, "I'm so sorry for you. =p"
Zephyr elbows Vlady, i think your in for a chance there.
tirebiter: Thank you__
Wyild: 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
Tragedy nods _
Magic Cat: heh
Wyild: 7. It is always necessary to have a backup...
Wyild snickers, "My personal favorite, #6- They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons."
Zephyr groans.
Wyild winks.
Wyild: 5. The best part of having one is the games you can play!
Ferrier Flax blinks
Wyild: 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on... _
Wyild sighs... "#3. The lights are on but nobody's home!"
tirebiter wonders what Wyild is talking about_
Wyild's talking about why computers just -have- to be male... _
Binc: The top ten reasons computers are male =p
Wyild: 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Magic Cat giggles
Seraphiel snickers
Wyild grins. "And #1: Size -does- matter." _
Ryhn: shucks
tirebiter LOL
Magic Cat: hehe_
JoseB laughs
Stills laughs
Ryhn: _
Magic Cat claps_
Wyild: Hehe, think that's funny? What'd the cannibals say to each other when they were eating a clown?
Wyild did it again...
Wyild: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
SkyBlu claps!
Crystal Lighte: Heard that one! Lol __
tirebiter: that's good._
Wyild: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Wyild grins.
tirebiter: Knock Knock
Zephyr: atleast we havent had the mice in the lightbulb joke yet..
Wyild: ...WHo's there?
JoseB laughs
tirebiter: I don't know
Wyild: Mice in lightbulb? I'll have to get a hold of that sometime...
Wyild: Didn't think so.
Wyild: Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it'
tirebiter: no you say "I don't know , who?"
Zephyr: hoho_
tirebiter: then I say "neither do I"
Wyild: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive...'
Zephyr: oooOoooh
Ferrier Flax: atom jokes ... :-p
Wyild laughs. "Oh dear... And I'm feeling pretty lost, myself, so I'm stepping down... I hope you all had a fun time so far! _
Ferrier Flax: lol
Crystal Lighte giggles- an atom cartoon like that's in my science book =p _
Magic Cat: Thanks Wyild_
Magic Cat: We are now going to pause the jokes for a while for our special event of the evening _
Wyild takes a bow. ;P
Stills claps for Wyild. _
Magic Cat: I would now like to present mine and Binc's version of a Circle meeting. We have titled it: "A Not So Circle Meeting."_ I will be acting out the part of Emerald Flame, and Binc will be acting out the parts of all the rest of the characters._
Ferrier Flax hrms
Binc: Many thanks go to Zephyr and Seraphiel for all their help and guidance in writing this skit._ And now, we'd like to present to you as our -special- event of the evening, our little spoof._ Thank you and enjoy._
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Ok furres_ Let's quiet down now hons. Quite a long meeting ahead of us._
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Meeting Rules_
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Be sure to move around a little. If you ever feel the ever impending anger to hit someone, Ryhn is conveniently situated over there, or CTRL W to keep from timing out. If you must leave during the meeting, please do so with some dignity still intact. Please try to over emote. This often confuses furres, and makes it hard to concentrate but I have everyone on ignore anyway, so you're only annoying yourselves._
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: My screen is working today so I've had to take extra precautions._
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: As you all know, I've managed to harvest enough kitterwings together, and they're now all being put to work in remote controls for televisions, which means more money for Furcadia.
Binc/Vlady: Yay!
Binc/tippie: Yay!
Binc/Ridere: Yay!_
Emerald Flame grins_
Binc/Ryhn: Yay!
Binc/Vlady, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh!
Binc/Ryhn: erm?
Binc/Vlady, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh!
Wyild snickers. _
Binc/Kuera: Yay!
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: If you have any questions about the kitterwing slave labor program I suggest you direct them towards Nikodemus._
You say, "Yay!"
Binc/Nikodemus: No, no, I'm too busy.. ask Kestrel.
Binc/Kestrel: I'm too busy tickling Vlady over here, ask Lithius.
Wyild snickers.
Binc/Lithius: How should I know??? Ask Emerald or someone..
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Any general questions? If so, I've moved the question seat to the middle of Owsla Island, consider this your challenge for the day._
Binc/Procyon pads off: "Here seaty seaty seaty.."
Crystal Lighte giggles _
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame whispers Zephyr: [ Emerald Flame whispers, "Hey hon, did you change the DS on Owsla Island to (0:1) Whenever somebody moves, (5:14) move the triggering furre to (11,114) if there's nobody already there like I asked? I always like to get them with that one! They think they are moving, but they're really just getting moved back to the same spot every time. Hehehehe..." to Zephyr. ]
Wyild: LOL!_
Binc/Zephyr whispers Emerald Flame: [ Zephyr whispers, "Yes, Em I did." to Emerald Flame. ]
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame whispers to Zephyr: [ Emerald Flame whispers, "You're the best hon, thanks again hon._" to Zephyr. ]
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: I want to bring your attention to some problems we've been having lately. If any of you are wondering why Academy Island is covered in pillows, it seems some twinks stuffed a pillow down my Wishing Well yesterday and it began overflowing with the pillows you guys have been shoving down it for years. In an attempt to hide the evidence, the twinks dragged all the pillows to Academy Island.
You say, "Zephyr, how could you?"
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Lithius, hon, I want you to lead a clean up crew. I don't care what you do with the pillows, I just want them out of here._
tirebiter: Does that explain all the pillows that have been showing up in my dream?
Binc/Lithius: Ok Emerald._
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: And to the rest of you, I'm ashamed at you for stuffing my Well so full of pillows. As punishment, you will all be required to help all the newbies who come in here looking for help for the next two weeks!
Binc/Zephyr groans.
Binc/Ryhn whines.
Binc/Zephyr, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh!
tirebiter sees a green pendant on the floor in front of here
tirebiter: *her
Binc/Ryhn: erm?
Binc/Zephyr, tippie, Ridere: shhhhh!
Binc/Vlady: I'm taking a two week vacation!
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Now, as you all know, several months ago we managed to catch a wild, mad, raving mouse and we adopted him as a pet. We all knew from the start that his cute mrring and nutty responses would soon leave him as he grew, and I suppose now it's time we say goodbye to Zephyr._
Binc/Zephyr: Mrr?
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Vote on letting the Zephyr run free?
Binc/Lithius: aye
Binc/Psycho Stallion: AYE
Wyild: Aye.
Binc/Kuera: Aye
Binc/Emmali: Aye
Emerald Flame giggles_
Binc/Alaria: Aye
Binc/Ridere: AYE!!!
Binc/Skirmish: aye
Binc/Zephyr: Nay?
Binc/MidnightFire: Aye.._
Binc/Ryhn: aye
Binc/Lithius, Ridere, tippie, MidnightFire, Psycho Stallion, Nikodemus, Ayeka Jurai: Shhhhh!
Binc/Nikodemus: Besides we never managed to get him house trained.. aye!
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Vote passed._ Niko would you do the honors?_
Binc/Nikodemus: meow
Binc/Zephyr: eh?
Binc/Nikodemus: *BOOT*
Binc/Felorin skittles into the meeting quietly.
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Ok, now for the Featured Member of the month This little mousie has been hanging around Sanctuary for years. His witty humor and smelly cheese has kept us all (relatively) sane.
Binc/Lithius grins.
Binc/Kestrel smiles.
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame: Congratulations Vlady, you are the Featured Member of the month.
Binc/Ridere cheers!__
Binc/Nikodemus claps._
Binc/Skirmish: congrats__
Vlady grins.
Magic Cat/Emerald Flame smiles and hugs Vlady._
Binc/ridere claps_
Binc/Rhyn cheers."Wait a minute..Vlady's not a Circle member."
Binc/ridere: Shhhhh!
Binc/JaTi claps_
Binc/Felorin claps.
Binc/[&] Server's going down. It will be back up shortly.
Zephyr: pfft
Zephyr claps_
Crystal Lighte: Lol =D
Binc: Thank you very much._ I hope you enjoyed our little presentation_ Thanks for coming to Comedy Night, and now let's continue with the festivities_
Ferrier Flax: claps _
tirebiter: Did someone drop a great pendant?
Crystal Lighte cheers. ^-^
JoseB applauds - Excellent_
Stills claps
Magic Cat smiles_
SkyBlu cheers_
Magic Cat: Let's continue with our joke-telling then_
Magic Cat: Kuera, come on up. _
Zephyr: Missing: One Kuera Canine.
Kuera blinks!
Magic Cat: heh
Kuera is feline to you_
Kuera: Alright, invis furre
Kuera smirks at Binc
Binc: Pffft..
Kuera thinks for a second hrmmm.....Ever stop to think and forget to start again.....
Kuera points at Binc: Her fault!
Kuera: Some useful tips_
Binc: Pfft..I just told 'im to keep it pg 13... =p
Kuera: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Binc gigglesmirks _
Kuera: 'Don`t take life too seriously noone gets out alive anyway'
Kuera: Two furres were sitting in Mycroft's chatting away.
Kuera: Furre A said: "I don't believe in God."
Kuera: Furre B replied: "Yah, I don't believe in Felorin either."
JoseB laughs!
Binc giggles_
Kuera: Since he isn't here he can't prove otherwise_
Binc: But if he was..we'd have the "Feloring claps" episode again =p
Binc: *Felorin =p
Kuera: Hmm, another thought of the day, 'What would chairs look like if our legs were bent backward'?
Kuera grins
Zephyr: spoke too soon Kuera.. here he comes.
Kuera grins
Magic Cat: Whee.
Kuera: A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?" he asks the shop assistant.
Kuera: In a condescending manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have ...
Kuera: The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
Kuera: "That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Magic Cat smirks_
JoseB laughs
Kuera needs a guy joke for payback to Wyild
Binc: Oh, there's a cute one at the end =p
Kuera: Last joke.......What has four eyes but can not see?
Kuera: Mississippi
Binc: Pfffft
JoseB chuckles
Magic Cat grins
MidnightFire: boo _
Magic Cat claps_
Magic Cat: Thanks Kuera. _
Binc grins and cheers_
Kuera throws a pillow at middy at warpspeed
MidnightFire eeps
Crystal Lighte applauds_
Magic Cat: Okay.. come on Superalt ;p _
Superalt: Zoom!
You say, "Hi everyone."
Vlady grins.
Superalt: Not you, me!
Superalt: Hi everyone!
Binc: Hi Superalt_
Superalt: I said hi. =p
Superalt: Thank you.
Crystal Lighte: Hi. =^.^=
Merle: Boo!
Zephyr: Hi Vluperalt
Superalt: Thank you, thank you.. you're too kind.
Magic Cat: HI!
Superalt: Wow, I never thought I would be playing the Sanctuary..
Superalt: It's great to be here tonight.. I had a bit of trouble getting here.
Superalt: First, when I logged on, I landed in Furrabia, right between two furres who were doing something I can't mention on this map. The Furcadia server is really smart, it must know that I'm an adult and I can go to these maps.
Superalt: So I pressed Ctrl-A, and when I appeared in Allegria, I was way out on the edge of the beach, far from any civilization.
Superalt: Has that ever happened to you?
Magic Cat: ..yeah? o.O.
Stoinker: Never.
Binc: Neva =p
Superalt: Yeah.
Superalt: Well, it's interesting.
Primple: yes but i can ctrl u =P
Superalt: So anyway, I pressed Ctrl-U, and then it put me right on top of Water City. I found myself instantly face to face with Klass, and he didn't look very happy.
Superalt: Suddenly there was Rhyn.. hey, there's Ryhn right there in the audience! Hi Ryhn!
Superalt waves madly!
Superalt: You remember this, right?
Superalt: Oh, he's sleeping.
Superalt: How rude.
Superalt: Anyway..
Superalt: Then Klass said "Do it, Ryhn!" and Ryhn said "Hasta la vista, mustie!" and BOOM I was gone.
Superalt: And so the next few times I logged on, I instantly got a whisper from Ryhn saying "Not so fast, Superalt, if that IS your real name!" and I was booted again.
Superalt: But finally, I think he got bored or preoccupied with something else, or maybe he fell asleep, so I finally got here to the Sanctuary.
Superalt: [ Klass whispers, "GRRRRRRR!" to you. ]
Superalt: I can see right now that my producers are getting nervous that I haven't done one of my prewritten jokes yet, but there's one more thing I want to talk about first.
Superalt grins at Binc and Magic Cat.
Superalt: This is actually something serious that I think deserves everyone's attention.
Binc looks innocent =p
Magic Cat: um.. heh.._
Superalt: For a science project, I was researching the effects of a dangerous chemical substance known as dihydrogen monoxide. It can be found in some common laundry detergents and I was just wondering if anyone wanted to sign a petition supporting strict control of it or elimination of it altogether.
Superalt: I have several good reasons and explanations of it's harmful effects too.
Superalt: 1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
Zephyr: dont we like need that to live?
Superalt: 2. it is a major component in acid rain
Superalt: Shush!
MidnightFire: yes zeph _
Superalt: 3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
Superalt: 4. accidental inhalation can kill you
Superalt: 5. it contributes to erosion
Superalt: 6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
Superalt: 7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
Superalt: So everyone, just say Yay or Nay for getting this substance banned or something.
Tekniku: Yay!
JoseB: Nay_
Magic Cat: Nay
Zephyr: Yay_
Seraphiel: Yay!
MidnightFire: nay!
Stoinker: Oh.. Yay!
Primple: Nay
Merle grins at Stoinker.
Aglio: Yay.
Superalt: Ok, time for these jokes.
Superalt: A preacher was selling his 'religious' horse. A man walked up, inspected the horse, and asked if he could take the horse for a spin. The preacher, being the kind man that he was, let the man take a test drive with the horse.
Superalt: "But before you go," the preacher said, "I must tell you that, that horse only responds to religious words... in this case 'Praise the Lord' means go and 'Amen' means stop." The man agreed and started on his journey.
Superalt: He decided to test the horse so he said "Praise the Lord," and the horse started to gallop. He said it once more and the horse started high tailing it down the path. All of a sudden a cliff came up and the man yelled "AMEN!" stopping the horse right at the brim of the cliff.
Superalt: The man wiped the sweat from his brow, let out a relieving sigh, and said, "Ah... praise the Lord."
Tekniku: Heh.
JoseB laughs
Zephyr chuckles
Superalt: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Superalt: Anyone?
Crystal Lighte: Umbrellas?
Superalt: You win!
Tekniku: Insurance rates?
Superalt: YOU NEED A NEW CAR WHEN...
Superalt: You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
Superalt: You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.
Superalt: The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.
Superalt: And so on..
Superalt: What goes around the world, yet stays in a corner?
Superalt: You know this one, Primple.
Crystal Lighte hmms ...
Superalt: Someone knows.
Binc: I know =p
Superalt: A stamp, sillies.
Crystal Lighte: Awww ;p _
Superalt: On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
Superalt: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
Superalt: He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
Superalt: At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
Felorin: Woo hoo!
Felorin blushes and puts his little paw over his mouth.
You say, "That's not very funny. That happened to me."
Superalt: What kind of clothing does a house wear?
Superalt: Smarty knows?
Magic Cat: I dunno.. =p
Superalt: You guys aren't even trying.
Binc: A malebox
Zephyr: ooh.. nice one
Superalt: Please, Binc, not here. =p
Superalt: Address.
Zephyr: ho...ho...ho
Crystal Lighte: Lol_
Magic Cat groans. ;p _
Binc giggles
Superalt: What do you get when you cross a Ryhn with a junky old car?
Primple: the old furcadia server =)
Superalt: Crystal Lighte should know this.
Superalt: A lemon Ryhn, of course.
Superalt: Only in America
Crystal Lighte: Bah! ^-^
Superalt: ...can a pizza get delivered to your house faster than an ambulance.
Superalt: ...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Superalt: ...do people order double cheese burgers, x-tra large fries, and a diet coke.
Superalt: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Superalt: ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Superalt: What color did the cat paint her house?
Merle: Purple?
Superalt: Emerald Flame knows this one.
Magic Cat: Rhyn lives
Tekniku: I'll also go with Purple.
Superalt: Close, Merle.
Superalt: "Purrrrrrrrrrr"ple
Crystal Lighte grins_
Superalt: I'm afraid you get no points.,
Magic Cat: heh_
Merle: I bet that's what colour Felorin's house is.
Tekniku: Heh.
Superalt: Probably.
Ryhn: I bet it's pink ;p
Magic Cat: Ooo
Superalt: What are you trying to say, Ryhn?
Superalt: What do you get when you play a country music song backwards?
Ryhn: i'm not sure to be honest ;p
Crystal Lighte throws a pillow at Ryhn. ^-^
Superalt: This is the last one, don't worry.
Superalt: Your wife comes back, your truck gets fixed, you get a new job, and your dog comes back to life.
Superalt: You've all been great.
Crystal Lighte laughs _
Ryhn laughs
Superalt: Thanks for letting me into your Sanctuary. _
Magic Cat giggles_
Tekniku: Haw Haw haw.
Tekniku claps.
JoseB applauds
Binc claps_
Stoinker: Yay.
Felorin smiles.
Magic Cat claps_
Magic Cat: Okay.. if anyone has any jokes to tell please feel free to tell them now_ (pg-13 please. _)
Crystal Lighte claps _
JoseB: OK, got one..._
Binc: Anyone?
Binc: OK_
Zephyr picks up the tumbleweed as it rolls past and balances it on Vlady's head.
Magic Cat: Go on, Jose. _
Ryhn: A man says to the waiter, "do you have any wild duck?"...the waiter goes to check, and when he returns, he says to the man, "no, but we could annoy a tame one for you"
Kuera: How do you stop a elephant charging?
Kuera: (lag =P)
MidnightFire: take away his credit card
JoseB laughs
JoseB: OK, shall I begin?_
Kuera whaps middy! unfair heh
Magic Cat: Yah_
MidnightFire: ouch!
JoseB: THe year is 1990... Troubles beset the Soviet Union. Finally, as a last desperate measure, the Central Committee of the Communist Party decides to do something to increase the number of members...
JoseB: They set up a committee, and hit upon the greatest of ideas: A Night Club! Only for party members... So they get the best terrain in Moscow, in the Red Square, near the Lenin Mausoleum, and set up the biggest Night Club humanity has ever seen. It opens with great fanfare... And 3 months later, the first results arrive: Total disaster!! Nobody is going!! So, the Secretary General of the Party calls the committee to his bureau to see what has been happening...
JoseB: "All right" -says the Secretary General- "what is happening here? Why nobody goes to the Night Club? We will have a look at all the possible trouble points and examine them in detail".
JoseB: "OK... First point: The food. Maybe the problem is there?" As a single man, the committee says: "No, Comrade Secretary General! That is impossible! We buy only the best ingredients; we have hired the best French cooks, trained in the best restaurants of Paris... The food is definitely NOT the problem!"
JoseB: "Good" -says the Secretary General- "Then... Perhaps the drinks are the problem?" Again as a single man, the committee says: "No, Comrade Secretary General! That cannot be! We have bought only the best drinks money can buy... Scottish single malt whiskey; French champagne; the best vodka we can make... The drinks are definitely NOT the problem!"
JoseB: "Um... all right..." -says the Secretary General- "Then... Maybe the girls are the problem?" And the committee says: "Impossible, Comrade Secretary General! The girls cannot be the problem at all! They have all been loyal party members since 1927!"
Zephyr: boom boom
Zephyr looks around..
Crystal Lighte: Uhoh lol _
Kuera looks around and wonders if he's the only one that found that funny......?
Aglio: Found what funny?
Zephyr did_
Crystal Lighte: No, you're not__
JoseB smiles
Kuera throws a pillow at Agilo! heh
Kuera: Aglio
Psycho Stallion laughs
You say, "Aw, Felorin clapped."
Kuera: Ahhh, mad bomb!
Treant: lol
Kuera: mass actually
Crystal Lighte: Oyoy what happened? o.O;
Treant: we the tough ones
Kivuli: Vast disconnect?
Psycho Stallion chuckles
Magic Cat: Connection closed ;p
Kuera darts off
Magic Cat should have over-emoted.
Zephyr: is my aftershave that strong?
Psycho Stallion: I've already been kicked about 10 times tonight, guess the server took pity on me _
Kivuli: Oh, Zeph's herrre. That's why. __
Zephyr: mew =P
Treant gets d/c alot in WC, "got hit 6 times in 20 mins there "
You say, "Then why didn't I get disconnected? Because I'm in the 'eye' of the storm, so to speak?"
Kivuli: You'rrre not allerrrrgic to lag. _
Magic Cat: Blah.
Magic Cat: WB Binc_
You say, "I'm not allergic to silly mice. "
Zephyr needs to go talk to someone =/
Magic Cat: By
You say, "Who's up now?"
Magic Cat: Did Fel get kicked too?
Binc: Fel's at the enterance
Magic Cat: Oh. =p
Psycho Stallion: Either that or it was a mass boot and run on his part _
Binc: I wonder if anyone's coming back..
Magic Cat: Nupe
Binc: Aww..that's too bad I had one more cute joke left =p
Magic Cat: tell it then.
Kivuli pokes.
MidnightFire eeps
Crystal Lighte tailbats at the tiny Middy_
MidnightFire gets picked on
Kivuli: It's just because we love you, Middy. __
Crystal Lighte giggles_
Treant sprays pixie dust all over
Binc: What is a cat?
Crystal Lighte huggles Middy_
Kivuli: The suprrreme beings. _
Aglio: A musical hot water bottle that never goes cold. _
Binc: - Cats do what they want.
Kivuli: So rrreally, you should say it "Cat". With the capitol C. __
Stoinker: What are cations afraid of?
Binc: - They rarely listen to you.
Binc: - They are totally unpredictable.
Binc: - When you want to play, they want to be alone.
Binc: - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
Binc: - They expect you to cater to their every whim.
Binc: - They are moody.
Magic Cat: OoOoOo
Binc: - They leave hair everywhere
You say, "Cats are women."
You say, "oops"
Binc: - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Treant laughs
Binc: Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.
Stoinker: Heh.
Magic Cat: Pfft, V. =p
Binc: What is a dog?
Magic Cat: heh
JoseB laughs
Binc: - Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
You say, "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
Binc: piece of furniture in the house.
Binc: - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
Binc: - They growl when they are not happy.
Binc: - When you want to play, they want to play.
Binc: - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
Binc: - They are great at begging.
Binc: - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
Binc: - They leave their toys everywhere.
Binc: - They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try togive you a kiss.
Binc: Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
JoseB LOL
Magic Cat: Lol
Binc giggles..
Kivuli: Ain't it the trrruth. _
Binc: Okay...that's it_
Magic Cat: Thanks for coming everyone_
Binc: If you want to know where we got the jokes..
You say, "You mean Crystal Lighte isn't going to tell some jokes?"
Magic Cat: Ask Binc
Magic Cat: =p
Binc: YOu can get the sources for the jokes here: http://www.members.tripod.com/goodfurres-tfm/ComedyNight.htm
Magic Cat: YEs_
You say, "Even the lemon Ryhn joke?"
Binc: no =p
You say, "Aw."
Crystal Lighte giggles_
Binc: I guess we'll never know where that came from =p
JoseB: Well, people, it has been a great night_ Thanks for organising something like this_
Felorin: Came from some fruit stand. _
Binc: Hrm...and the Fel is God joke came from some furre..who just whispered it to me in the middle of the day a few weeks ago =p
You say, "So.. we have to stop being funny now."
Binc: Bye Jose_
Magic Cat: Bye Jose_
JoseB waves to all and sundry and vanishes in hyperspace
Magic Cat: *whine*
Binc: Actually..we did have some more jokes submitted to the email..but they aren't exactly *cough* appropriate..
Tetrik: So much hard work makes Magic Cat tired.
Magic Cat: hehe
Magic Cat is always tired.
Treant hugs nyx
Tetrik: True.
Nyx De'Ath hugs the lil pixie bug called treant
Magic Cat: Heheh, remember last night, Tet
Tetrik: I do.
Binc: We have a joke called 31 ways to have fun at Wal-mart
Nyx De'Ath pooflez
Tetrik: After you signed off I went to Ryhn's dream to look at some awesome DS.